Abduct Me You Whores
6 minutes, 29 seconds
This film was created as a continuation to "The Takening", somewhere along the way it became a parody of "The X-Files". Unfortuneatly the amount of colour correction and visual effects I laid over the film took it's toll on my editing software and it was a long arduous process for it to reach completion. However my good friend Mark McFarlane acted in it and did the music, so there were a couple of upsides to it.
I guess now it doesn't seem as bad as I remember, just I made some stupid choices throughout and as such i'm really not very proud of it. It's a shame because I had a plan for an epic 3rd part to the story and I was going to cut the 3 shorts into some kind of mega production, nevertheless it's all behind us now.
6 minute, 57 seconds
Mark G. McFarlane
So this is "Crippled". This got shot as an example piece for Kez's acting showreel. Then I got atypically self indulgent when it came to the edit. I feel like I maybe cut it whilst in some kind of a trance because there's alot of stuff I did on this I completely forgot about.
1 minute, 17 seconds
I can't really remember why we made this film. I know it was something to do with another project and for some reason what we did with that didn't really pan out - so we just made some filth with puppets. Again I know this doesn't even slightly approach what anyone in there right mind could possibly consider a good film.
However it does make me laugh occasionally. So that's a positive out of a negative.
Jimmi Johnson coded this in HTML because he refuses to learn any other programming languages.
He currently edit's other peoples films and is still working desperately at making more of his own.
This place is the place where the films he works on (and can share) go. He would very much appreciate a sandwich.